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How Do I Tell My Parents I Have Super Powers? I Have Been Keeping It A Secret My Entire Childhood!?

July 13, 2010 by admin  
Filed under Magic

Ok, I already realize I am going to have a lot of skeptics out there, but hopefully I will get some answers that take me seriously. My great uncle (dead) was a scientist and when I was 7, I was in his lab in the basement and accidentally fell into some of the formula. That is all i am willing to state here as I don’t want anyone finding out about this. Anyway, ever since this I have had powers. I have the ability to fly, zap people with my eyes, disappear, etc. and several other things. Although I was small, I never got picked on at school and it was pretty easy to get on the honor roll. No, I will not do anything magic for you so please don’t ask. i only use it for emergencies. However, I want to come out to my parents. My entire life, no one has known about my ability, but I am 18 now and I feel it is time to let my parents in on it. I’m scared though. What if they think I am a freak and inform the cops or something? I couldn’t imagine my life without super powers

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31 Responses to “How Do I Tell My Parents I Have Super Powers? I Have Been Keeping It A Secret My Entire Childhood!?”
  1. Malicious Intent says:

    Good for you! You’ve finally decided to come out of the “superhuman closet”, so to speak. Well since we’re taking this opportunity to share our little secrets. I am Malicious Intent your arch-nemesis. I have followed you and your superhuman abilities for the past few years now and I have to say that the ability to disappear really caught me off guard. I mean how do you do it? How do you control it? I mean the zapping thing is totally overused. It’s like every superhuman nowdays has that power. I mean I don’t but then again thats why I am your nemesis.To be completely honest i’m jealous. What gives you the right to have it and not me!!! I work just as hard and I get nothing. Ofcourse when I came out to my parents it was more informal than anything. Well I never really told them outright but I think they got the idea when they saw me standing over their bed as I was bludjoning them to death with a hammer. It sucks I know but oh well. Hey if ya ever want to get together for tea or something, drop me a line.

  2. Vladimir says:

    Welcome to my world

  3. stinkypi says:

    Ahaa I know you, your SUPER TWIT

  4. cwstufff says:

    oh brother

  5. reptilem says:

    r u crazy

  6. MR. KRATOS says:

    You are in FANTASY LAND! Stay off the DRUGS! Do you think we are stupid or something don’t insult this community with all your BULLSHIT!

  7. Uncle Billy 5 says:

    ZAP EM, bzzzzzt

  8. Anonymous says:

    wtf,,,

  9. Lucy L says:

    Tell them the truth…..

  10. tvrocks. says:

    um i think u need to go to a mental facility.

  11. ..music. says:

    *** hole.

  12. CaptainY says:

    First you should make a costume and super hero name, and then come out to your parents in your costume and tell them.

  13. Ashley says:

    wow…umm like
    are you mentally stable?

  14. La Mexicana ;) says:

    when i told my parents that i actually was super woman they only freaked out a little. dont worry, youll be fine.

  15. robrarke says:

    Tell them you’re gay, and then when they flip out say “just kidding” I’m really mentally ill!

  16. Prashanth N says:

    Just tell them!

  17. Me says:

    lol u make me giggle

  18. jackson1 says:

    powers…yeah right!!!

  19. th3 g!r? !s fr3shm@n says:

    giggle…..
    XD

  20. GreenGas says:

    you sound like a baby get a mask

  21. ?swimm20 says:

    if you aren’t full of crap, then just show them.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Uhm, I’ll just pretend this isn’t some joke because somehow (sorry) I don’t trust you, but let your parents know and then if they try sending you to an asylum, disappear, get a new name and start over in a nowhere-town.

  23. Anonymous says:

    uhh, right and i can become invisible …

  24. Anonymous says:

    if it’s a secret you probably shouldn’t post it online
    what happened to your brain powers?

  25. dan says:

    lol.
    save a bunch of people from a fiery building.
    that way you’ll be a hero and you can begin your new life as the Protector

  26. CK says:

    Oh God how will you come out to your parents? Just sit them down and tell them you’re gay… I’m sure they will accept you

  27. Dana says:

    Okay first of all, nobody has superpowers. If you want someone to beileve you then use it in front of them.

  28. ~~*smile says:

    you either are psychotic or your real about this…if ur joking get help people dont say this just like that…at least normal people dont…can u help me with my question http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…

  29. Anonymous says:

    remember to add that you are dellusional when u do decide to let them in on the “secret”

  30. Jessie says:

    ummm i dont know how your going to tell your parents but let me tell you something……GET A SHRINK!!!!!!!

  31. happyhou says:

    Did you eat paint chips as a kid?