I Need To Learn Magic?

all i need is simple, i need to learn a few little hat tricks!! i need to do this so i can be the cool guy in town, you know what i am talking about. i don’t know if any of you know a little trick to make me like dissapear into my hat and maybe like be able to fly my hat around and scare people in it?? DAVID BLAINE AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON ME (neither does king kong)!!