Imagine You Are In A Room With These Eight People. What Would You Say To Each Of Them?
1. GW Bush (not our internet one)
2. Robert Mugabe
3. David Blaine
4. Zwelinzima Vavi
5. Helen Zille
6. Tito Mboweni
7. Jacob zuma
8. Jake White
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14 Responses to “Imagine You Are In A Room With These Eight People. What Would You Say To Each Of Them?”
1. Do you really have to be the playground bully. We are not responsible that you feel you cannot meet youd daddy’s expectations. Behave like the leader of the world should, and not like a petulant child.
2. You started of doing everything one could have hoped from a great liberation leader. What went wrong?
3. I do not think we have met. I am….(Who the hell is this?)
4. Arguing with you does not help brother. You are a master of rhetoric and whoever differs with you, you will just cut to pieces. Let the government give you 12%, then Mboweni can raise the repo rate by 300 points, and we are back where we started. You can then deny that you were responsible for the HUGE increase in inflation, and you can blame it on someone else. (You seem to be good at that).
5. I hope you can bring some relevance to the role of the opposition. At least you make politics less of a one sided afafir.
6. Baba ! I hope you can continue with the good work you doing while you have to suffer people like Vavi and Zuma
7. Eish, I am not a christian; but does you God not require leaders to be BETTER than the rest of us. Do you not think you should lead by example.
8. Well, you did not really think that sport would not be about politics first.
“We’re going to play a game…Everybody choose a partner!”
I’d ask David Blaine to make the rest disappear then watch him do tricks (not those kinds!!!) all day long…
Fallen, I love you baby!!! This is just hypothetical stuff… (“,)
GB: ARE YOU AND MICHAEL MOORE BUDDIES?
RM: YOU REALLY ****** UP A GOOD COUNTRY, WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON NEXT?
DB: CANT YOU MAKE ROBERT MUGABE DISAPPEAR.?
ZV: WHO ARE YOU?
HZ: WHAT WILL IT BE LIKE TO BE SA’S FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT?YOU GO GIRL.
TM:LEND ME YOUR SAFE KEYS FOR THE WEEKEND?
JZ:WHO IS THE GODFATHER OR THE BIGGEST ROUGE YOU OR SHABIR SHAIK?
JW:EVER CONSIDERED BALLET AS A CARREER?
. GW Bush – Look out! There’s a terroritst behind you!! Bomb him! bomb him!
2. Robert Mugabe – *Pulls out a red hot poker* Bend over my friend this had been a long time coming!
3. David Blaine – Disappear!
4. Zwelinzima Vavi – So, who are you just out of curiosity?
5. Helen Zille – Man am I glad not to be you!
6. Tito Mboweni – Hahaha
7. Jacob zuma – And people still like you? Wow!
8. Jake White – Stop messing around already!
1. GW Bush – Ja jou bliksim!
2. Robert Mugabe – Kick him in the @ss and runaway
3. David Blaine – You must be proud to be compared to me, huh?
4. Zwelinzima Vavi – did zuma promise you a position should he become president?
5. Helen Zille – I think i like you
6. Tito Mboweni – When i grow up i want to be just like you!
7. Jacob zuma – For a thousand rand, sing me you fav. song in afrikaans.
8. Jake White – Ja sannie jake!
1. You have the reverse Midas touch – everything you touch turns to crap.
2.Ditto above.
3. How´d ya do that?
4. I´d rather see you heading the ANC (seriously- ok maybe not).
5.You go girl!
6.Can I borrow some money?
7.Take a shower!
8.Ya did good!
Sorry chaps there has been a tranport stike and no food or drinks have arrived, hang on we will make other arrangements hey!! where are you all going hehehe fooled them again works every time, come on over Tsepo M plenty to eat and drinnnnkk.
I’d shoot myself rather than be stuck in the room
Hi, my name is general proud, is the the alcoholics anonymous, or compulsive liars meeting?
Where’s the food ?
“HELLO–WHAT GOOD THING CAN YOU DO FOR ME, TODAY!!!” …to each and every one of them
I’m not sure I would walk into that room in the first place.
Give me one good reason why I should not turn you over to the lynch mob outside?