Do You Have Friends Who Think Magicians Are Real?
lol, I have a friend who is convinced that Criss Angel is real. He really thinks Criss levitates! This is entirely sad. Criss Angel, David Blaine, they’re all the same. What’s wrong with people? If you logically think about it, people who believe in this stuff are actually believing a human being can physically and literally fly.
Everything on television is fake. They use wonders called Editing and Producing and marketing, all for something called money. No one can really fly, no one can really make stuff disappear, and for the ones who believe this is real, please check your sanity.
2nd Year In High School. How Can I Make More Friends?
Ok so how do i make more friends? I seem to be really shy now. In middle school i knew mostly everyone, and i wasnt afraid to talk to anyone, now im really shy, and i dont know most of my neighbors in my classes. is it because i barely moved? I moved cities in just before going on to high school. I use to be one of the cool guys in middle school, and i actually enjoyed it. Now im a lozer, i seat with these smart *** “friends” and i dont like it. I hate high school, i know im more then them. Im in high school and in cross country. So how do i get my magic back? How can i go back to making more friends? I hate my current friends, so immature(act like freshmen)
How can i make more friends? How can i start a conversation? And how can i keep to small talk? Im really bad at that
thank you
Did You Know That All Your Religious Leaders Are Super Best Friends?
Did you know that all your religious leaders (such as myself, Jesus and Mohammed) are all members of the Super Best Friends?
There are others, such as Buddha, Joseph Smith and of course Sea Man…but he’s not a religious leader.
But we all make up the Super Best Friends. We once fought the evil David Blaine, this was recreated by the show South Park.
So you see, we are all super best friends, so you, our followers should be too.
I Cant Make Friends At School. What Do I Do?
okay, so i have 40 kids in my 9th grade class and about 300 kids in the whole high school. and i cant make anyfriends. i have like three but they dont invite me to go anywhere with them like the movies or over to there house. so obviously they dont want to hang out. and i dont want to hang out with the nerds cuz i dont like magic (the card game) so i dont know what to do??
Spiritually Speaking, Why Did Jesus Quit The Super Best Friends?
I know he and Muhammad were having some tensions, but I never imagined that it would go this far… things just haven’t been the same since that David Blaine incident.
How Can I Get My Brother’s College Friends To Notice Me Because I Am 14?
I am 14 and I am starting high school and I want a boyfriend but no boys in my school will date me because I have bad acne that looks like herpes.
How can get my brother’s friends from community college to be brave enough to ask me out because I am young and because they don’t want to make my brother angry because then he wouldn’t play Magic with them.
Don’t say they are too old for me or whatever because I don’t care.
What About One More Joke For My Lebanese Friends?
A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding
anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.
She said: “For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being
so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband”
The fairy waved her magic wand; and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen
Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband’s turn.
He thought for a minute and said: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. So I’m going with my mind and not
my Heart. ” “I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me.”
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.
But a wish is a wish.
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and – Poof! – the husband became 92 years old.
The Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember;
Fairies are Female
