Do You Like This Joke?
If you are under the age of 13 you should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90′s kid.
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90′s just wont cut it.
You’re a 90′s kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Cow & Chicken
You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
You just cant resist finishing this . . . “Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . .”
You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading “Goosebumps”
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everyhting was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. Inka binka bottle of ink
when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
Having a pool in your backyard was a rare comodity
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
“Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?” was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He’s our Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. and all the good games are 2d
You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders”
You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
and board games were chutes and ladders,candy land. back off buzzard, dont wake daddy and guess who
You remember those Where’s Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember the need to own an adidas jacket and clompy skate shoes.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
Oh, oh, oh! and JOSTA!!!
If you remember when every thing was “da BOMB!”
and you knew what to do when someone held out their fist and said “give me bumps”
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected “Pogs” 
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (yes, we hated them THEN, too).
light brights
You haven’t always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop’s song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You’ve gotten creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”
You know the Macarena by heart.
“Talk to the hand” . . . enough said
You always said, “Then why don’t you marry it!”
You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When the spice girls were cool.
The rise of boybands.
When starwars was still cool
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.
When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.
You had slap braclets!
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you’d miss the 90′s so much!!!!!
Joke> Should We Make Sure Of Our Wishes?
A Fairy Tale A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband’ thought for a moment: Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
What About One More Joke For My Lebanese Friends?
A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding
anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.
She said: “For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being
so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband”
The fairy waved her magic wand; and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen
Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband’s turn.
He thought for a minute and said: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. So I’m going with my mind and not
my Heart. ” “I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me.”
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.
But a wish is a wish.
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and – Poof! – the husband became 92 years old.
The Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember;
Fairies are Female
Who Wants To Hear A Joke???
A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.
Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, ‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll scare them off.”
So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.
She asked him, “What will our baby be called?”
The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders… She stopped him and asked about the baby’s name, and he ran off.
Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, “What will our baby be called?” He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off.
“What will our baby be called?” she asked once more.
He began to have sex with her.
“What will our baby be called?!” she asked again.
After he was done, he took off his “full” condom, gave it a knot, and said, “If he gets out of this one… David Copperfield!”
A Joke To Make You Laugh?
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.Then it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. “The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish…So the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – The husband became 92 years old.The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful b*stards should remember fairies are female.
A Married Couple Joke?
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their
table.
She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being loving to each other for all this time,
I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the
world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets
for the QueenMary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all
very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband
became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards
should remember fairies are female…..
Funny Joke Lol?
A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, ‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll scare them off.” So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, “What will our baby be called?” The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders… She stopped him and asked about the baby’s name, and he ran off.
Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, “What will our baby be called?” He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. “What will our baby be called?” she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. “What will our baby be called?!” she asked again. After he was done, he took off his “full” condom, gave it a knot, and said, “If he gets out of this one… David Copperfield!
