It’s Prom Time Ladies Will You Help Me Out?
ok our theme this year is arabian nights (or aladdin, the colors are purple gold and blue) …so i was thinking about having my friend dress up the a genie costume based off of aladdin and have him deliver a genie lamp that had a note with a cute saying in it .. and give it to her while she was at work or school or something….or should i dress up her room and do something along the lines of a magic carpet or something …. help this is for my girlfriend and i really want something special for her.
ok so if i deliver it should sing a song or should i say …. like what should i put in the lamp or say in person
46 minutes ago
ok so i just got another idea… should i make like a palace like in aladdin and decorate her room… then wait for her to get off work and wait in her room then give her the lamp… or she has two doors into her room wait till she sees lamp then like pop out or something ….what should i say in the lamp
ok so i was thinking put like three wishes in the lamp then on like the third wish be like i wish (my girlfriends name) will go to prom with me or something
ok so i was thinking put like three wishes in the lamp then on like the third wish be like i wish (my girlfriends name) will go to prom with me or something
It’s Prom Time Ladies Will You Help Me Out?
ok our theme this year is arabian nights (or aladdin, the colors are purple gold and blue) …so i was thinking about having my friend dress up the a genie costume based off of aladdin and have him deliver a genie lamp that had a note with a cute saying in it .. and give it to her while she was at work or school or something….or should i dress up her room and do something along the lines of a magic carpet or something …. help this is for my girlfriend and i really want something special for her.
ok so if i deliver it should sing a song or should i say …. like what should i put in the lamp or say in person
46 minutes ago
ok so i just got another idea… should i make like a palace like in aladdin and decorate her room… then wait for her to get off work and wait in her room then give her the lamp… or she has two doors into her room wait till she sees lamp then like pop out or something ….what should i say in the lamp
ok so i was thinking put like three wishes in the lamp then on like the third wish be like i wish (my girlfriends name) will go to prom with me or something
ok so i was thinking put like three wishes in the lamp then on like the third wish be like i wish (my girlfriends name) will go to prom with me or something
Ladies – Need Help And Info On Slimming Pants/magic Pants. Please !?
I have a school ball coming up and have brought a beautiful black dress with a sort of band under the boobs and the skirty bit of the dress flows out from there to just under the knees. I tried it on in the store (Monsoon) and it looked fine, but, I tried it at home and my stomach stuck out under the band and I look a little pregnant ! I am a size 16/18 and am hoping to get some of those pants that Gok Wan is always on about to flatten my stomach. I considered the Trinny&Susannah Belly ones but I think I need something right up to under the breasts. Please help me out. I am open to ordering off the internet, but hate paying for delivery. Any stores which I can try ? And what should I go, which isn’t obvious and flattens me out and makes my dress look as fab as it should ?
Zorak Asks, “o.k., Ladies, Who’d Like To See A Magic Trick?
Look into my eyes while I pull a rabbit out this hat.
Wait, that’s no rabbit, and that isn’t my hat.
Hhhhmm…looks like that’s a trouser snake!!
Ow, don’t hit it with your keyboard, that hurts!!!
O.K., actually, who do you prefer, David Blaine or Criss Angel?
Any guesses how the heck they do any of their tricks?
I’ve been able to guess on just a few of Angel’s tricks, but none of Blaine’s.
Senior Ladies After 40 Years Of Marriage?
40 years of marriage…
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant..
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands .
The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again.
I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband
became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female……

