Create A Small Story Using The Following Items: Best Story Wins 10p’s!!!?

toy airplane
worms
Leatherface
Luke Skywalker
Master Chief
Predator
Jessica Biel
Adam Sandler
golf clubs
gloves
grenades
Russian vodka
five story brownstone house
10 sniper rifles
magic school bus
Good Luck!!! Be creative!!!

I’m Writing A Story At The Moment About A Small Small Town That Was Built With Magic.

The town is so small it has only a one room school house, and 179 population. I would like to know what year that the holiday ‘Halloween’ was declared a holiday, because the story shifts between the present time, and 200 years before when it was built, on Halloween. By present time, I mean back when they still used one room school houses. Any help with the Halloween holiday problem would be appreciated!
* If Halloween was declared a holiday only recently (after AD1800) then I suppose I could make some changes *

Just How Do You Contain Swine Flu? Isnt It So Small That It Can Get Out Of Anything?

a bit like david blaine used to be, but less contagious

My Cuz Told Me That A Boy In Her School Knows Magic And That He Froze A Small Cup Of Water. How Did He Do It?

She says that he knows a lot of magic and he performed this trick right in front of their eyes.