Dear Yahoo, You Have A Spelling Mistake?

in your david blaine article you spelled meters like this metres. i only know of two measuring systems in the world, but i’ve never heard of metres. just lettin ya know……

What Do You Think Of My Short Story (scale Of 1-10) I Know Theres Spelling Errors And Things Like That?

The two men approached, the fire The Taller of the two felt the timber. “Old,” He said. “Well of coarse it’s old,” said the other. “There’s no smoke coming out of it at all.” Just because there’s no smoke dose not mean it’s not newer.” “Whatever”
Listen John I know your edger to find him I am too you don’t think I want to go home, heck i’m dying to go home would kill to get there.” “Yeah I know,” Said John “Sorry Mike I am edger to get there it’s just that we’ve been on his trail for two weeks now.”
Mike smashed the wood with his foot “We should be off he said that fire was more then likely form last night, you and I both know that guys fast I’d guess he’s around three miles away by now.” “if we find him I’m going to Kill him,” said John. “Don’t be too edger to kill him he’s our only ticket out of this Wasteland,” said Mike.
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“I-I think I see him” said John. Mike brought out his gun. “What, were I don’t see him.” “Just over that ridge,” said John. “That Gentlemen would be wrong.” Mike and John turned at the same the time to see the man they were looking for. Ben Sage. They stood there just looking at him for a minute A man of about 6’5 Long brown Hair, Blue Eyes and wearing a Black Jacket a black hat and a shirt that said “War Pigs” Below there was a picture of a pig with a bullet in his head.
“You Son of a- “Ahh there’s no need for that language young Jonathan,”
said Ben “John brought out his revolver but before he could even shoot Ben Shade was behind him with his gun out
“That Was not a very smart move Johnny boy, now I suggest if you actually want to catch me you best move faster.” And with that he hit John in the head with his revolver and disappeared.
Mike moved over to John “Are you alright John?” Asked Mike. “yeah I think i’m alright but that hurt.” Of course it’s going to hurt, why in the heck would you pull a gun on that guy man you know that Ben Sage is the fastest Man around here he could have had six shots in your gut before you even knew he had fired,” said Mike”
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After about three hours of walking John and Mike stumbled upon an old rundown town “Wonder who lives here,” Said John. “No one more then likely,” replied Mike
Just as Mike said that they both herd a movement, well a sound really the sound of a hammer of a gun being pulled back “Who goes there?” asked a voice. “Who needs to know?” Asked Mike. “Let me tell you something you little punk you best tell me who goes there or I might just blow your head off or perhaps you’d like some lead in your stomach so ill ask you one more time, you’ve got till the count of three one. . . Two. . .-
“were wonders Searching for a certain man,” said Mike. “who you searching for Boy,” asked the voice. “His name is-,” John Began “Not you the other one,” said the voice. “A man who goes by the name of Ben Sage,” said Mike. “Now why in the Hell are you searching for that man,” asked the voice. “Show yourself and maybe will tell you,” said Mike. “We cant do that,” said Mike. “Well Mister Let me tell you, your going to have to if you want me to show myself.,” said the voice. Mike let out a sigh “fine, John put your gun on the floor.” Mike and John put there guns on the floor “weave got our guns on the floor now come out,” said Mike. The Man came out he was a man about medium height wearing the same type of stuff Mike and John were wearing a brow jacket with a black shirt and blue jeans. “Y-y- were taken here by Sage like us,” asked Mike. “yeah about two years ago I never caught that demon I gave up after about a year I’ve lived in this town for a while and my name is Adam Taner.” “how have you been surviving, you know getting food and all that stuff,” asked John. “I’ve been shooting anything that comes along this may be a dessert but things do come around weather it’s a rabbit or a rattle snake,” said Adam. “Well were did you get the bullets?” asked John. “boy you are one to ask questions, well you know that the bullets never run out in the six shooters.” “W-What you mean the bullets don’t run out?” asked Mike. “Of course they don’t this world is diffident then earth, it’s like out of a book, well I suppose It could be the world or it could be Sage that’s doing it.”
“Why do you think that Sage made us come here,” Asked Mike. “ who knows it could be that he loves the thrill of being chased or it could be that he’s leading us to something bigger who really knows, With a Psychopath like Sage it could be that he’s just bored and is just having fun with us making us go crazy,” said Adam
Just as he finished his sentence he brought out his gun and shot something Mike looked over and saw a snake. “wow your fast I didn’t even see that,” said John. “yeah I was a rifle sharpshooter in the army you have to be fast. The only thing is I cant even catch Sage he’s faster then all three of us put together id say, well I suppose it’s only his magic but still.”
After a while Mike said “listen Adam would you like to come with us I know you said that you could not catch Sage before but hey it’s worth trying again isn’t it.” Adam thought for a minute well I guess your right I’ve been waiting for Sage to comeback though the town, you see he dose a circle but I guess he’s been going around the town,” said Adam. “Great will head out now Sage is probley setting up his fire right now we might be able to catch him,” said mike. “I doubt it,” John muttered.
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“Fools,” said Ben Sage he was looking in his magic ball the kind the gypsies called Crystal Balls “Actually thinking they might Catch me Ha no one has ever caught Me and I intend to keep it that way. Now lets look at the other subjects Bill Jennings he muttered” the ball zoomed in on a man that was lying on the floor of a building “dead” said Sage.
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After about a day of almost non stop running Mike, John and Adam came upon another town. “Lets shack up here,” said Mike they opened a door to a house and were hit by a powerful stench, they all turned around. “what the hell is that screamed John. Adam looked over holding his breath “People,” said Adam “Id say three of them all dead.” “Well close the door,” said Mike “Sages work no doubt probley sent here just like us,” said John. “Well I guess we have to find some food,” Said Adam. “I don’t think were hungry,” said Mike. “yeah no,” said John. “Fine suit yourselves,” and with that Adam ran off to find something.
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Adam was on his way back to the town when He herd a voice say “Hello Adam.” Adam took out his gun and spined around whose there. “Ha ha I would think you would know my name by now,” said Sage. “You,” Adam Whispered. “Who else my friend,” said Sage. Adam brought out his gun and shot at Sage. Sage laughed “you really think you could get me, not a chance never you might as well just give up like you did a year ago.” “Shut Up,” said Adam. “Well ok I guess you don’t want to hear how you can get home,” said Sage. “W-what,” said Adam. “What do you mean,” “ I mean you can go home if you do something for me.” “What’s that?” asked Adam. “It’s simple really all I want you to do is kill Mike and John, there getting to be a thorn in my side lately and I don’t really fancy killing them my self I really do like to see friends turn against friends” “never,” said Adam. “Fine,” said Sage here’s your other option, Sage brought out his gun and shot Adam in the stomach. “You son of a-,” Adam began. “hey I said I did not like that language,” said Sage he laughed and disappeared.
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“Wonder were Adam is,” said Mike “Don’t know, want me too look for him,” asked John “Sure,” said Mike “but be careful.”
After about a minute John stumbled upon Adam. “My god Adam who did this to you?” “Who else. . . Sage” Adam Died. “No, No,” said John
After telling the news of Adams death to him Mike was silent for an hour After that.
“Sage. . . Sage he’s the cause of all this hey had to bring us here he had to kill our friend he had to bring us along on this sick game I don’t really care about going home now we could make a life here I just want to kill sage the root of all our problems I want to make sure he dose not do this to anyone else. . . EVER
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Mike and John had found a house to stay in for the night. John woke up in the morning and went into Mikes room to see that he wasn’t there he looked around and then he herd the words “SAGE, SAGE Come OUT YOU COWARD SAGEEEEEEEEE. John ran out gun at the Ready. “Mike what the hell are you doing?” he asked. “i’m calling him out I’m killing him today you can go if you want to I wont hold anything against you I just want him dead and gone SAGE.” “You really think your going to kill him Sage is a Wizard and a dark one at that and he’s fast on top of all that way to fast you wana get killed?” Mike looked down “I really don’t care,” he said “are you going to fight with me” John was silent for a while “you know I am you’re my brother I’d always stand by you even if your doing something totally crazy,” said John “Thanks John,” said Mike. “Yeah. . . . No problem
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“So they want a gun fight do they, Ill give them one they’ll never forget.
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“SAGE. . . SAGE COME OUT SA-.” What are you screaming about fool.” Mike and john looked over “You,” they said at the same time. “yes me,” responded sage. “so you want a final battle one in witch you know you’ll lose?” asked Sage. “don’t count on it. Mike brought out his gun and fired. Sage disappeared. Sage appeared behind them. “ha you’ll have to do better then that Mike you know i’m much faster then that. Mike fired three shots and John fired one. They both missed. Mike and john kept firing and Sage kept disappearing and reapering after about ten minutes of this sage started to fire. Mike and john ran the other way. Mike held his gun up but before he was able to fire Sage did Mike flew back and landed on his back. “no, NOOOOO,” John said. He found Mikes gun that went flying and fired round after round after Sage. Once again sage Kept disappearing. Sage laughed “don’t you know you’ll never get me. John got mad at this, Sage disappeared again and John shot again at the air he hoped this would work. Sage reappeared but with something different he had a bullet in his chest. He was in the air, John had fired were he thought Sage would go. Yo-you got M-m-me. Ben Sage fell to the ground Dead.
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After about ten minutes John went over to were Mike lay. “mike I got him, I got him. He looked at Mike, he wasn’t dead but he was getting there. He put mikes head in his lap “Mike I got him,” he said again. “ that’s great Johnny Look i’m sorry we couldn’t go home but hey look on the bright side Sage cant do it to anyone else, Love you Johnny.” John was crying. L-l-love you Mike. Mike died.
John stayed that way for about an hour he made his mind up. He had Mikes head in his lap and his own gun in his hand. “I’m coming Mike”

Has A Modern Day Magician Such As The Great Ramsi (spelling?) Ever Recreated The Miracles In The Bible?

Such as the rod to a snake; parting of sea (even a small body of water); walking on water; wine to blood, etc. What about David Blaine or Copperfield?