I’m Not Sure Weather Or Not I Believe The Bible!!!?

I am having a hard time believing a book written by man!!! I understand the bible and i’ve read it but am still having problems. It tells about these crazy feats that happened and they are outrageous! Second of all people go to church and believe that moses parted the red sea and jesus walked on water. Then take those same people out of the church setting and let someone tell them that jesus talk to them and into the straight jacket you go! Also where did the dinosaurs get mentioned etc etc etc Hard to believe that a book written by man thousand of years ago is true and that jesus might have just been another david blaine with a sales pitch!!!

Joke> Should We Make Sure Of Our Wishes?

A Fairy Tale A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband’ thought for a moment: Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

Which Parks In Disney World Would You Make Sure You Went To While There?

We are going to Disney next week and we have a 3 day pass. Our kids are 6 (girl) and 2(boy). We were thinking of going to Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Studios (MGM). We did not buy a park hopper along with our tickets, not sure if we can change that or not. But now I have heard that we won’t have enough for our kids to do at MGM. Should we still plan to go to MGM or should we do 2 days at Magic Kingdom?

Hi, Im Feeling Down And Not Sure Where To Go To Get A Job?

OK so i work as a cleaner at a school i have no qualifications and i had to move from home as my mum is moving to wales, i have to pay £400 rent + food and cloths and my job up and till now it has coverd this but now i have been told that they are dropping me 1 hrs pay a day cos the work is not there, so my income doesn’t pay my rent and food .
i have been looking on net for a good job as my girlfriend has finished uni now, but all the good jobs need qualifications to get them, and i can’t afford to pay bills with out getting a full time retail job.
I think the only way to top 800 a month after tax working all hrs is to have qualifications.
I dint even have GCSE’S as i was home educated an im 23 now, an so now have to pay for the GCSE’s. Im in dept with my girlfriend cos i tried to do my driving lessons cos i needed a van to do gardening cos im good at gardening, an i was doing a few houses locally and wanted to set it up properly.
so i borrowed 1000 pounds to pay for a crash course but i failed. i tried to keep it up but ran out of money.
i have had to borrow a lot more from her over the past year as i have had bills come up, and some under pays cos of school holidays.
i now owe her 2000 pound :O its getting out of hand and im feeling down and sleeping more like 15 hrs a day,
she says i need to get a good job for our future, and i ague its realy hard to get a good 1
im not sure what to do and is getting to me now, and i dont want to lose her as i have been with her over 5 years.
Does any 1 know plz what the best thing to do? b4 it gets to bad an i cant pay rent.
Im going to job centre tomoz and handing in my CV’s at shops even though there blank cos i dont have much to put on them,
i hope i get a job soon anything so i can pay nxt months rent.
so plz if u know what the best thing to do then let me know?
im not sure wether to sign on and try get a councill house and try go to collage and do gcse’s at age 23 but it seems like ill be coming up 30 by the time i go though collage and not sure how i would pay for it all an i dont realy like the idea of signing on
so if i got any ideas of what to do, advisers, jobs, somwhere to live cheaply, should i go to collage?, or try get a retail job and hope i can move up in it with out some younger more qualified person taking over.
please let me know which is the best thing to do?
or if u have a magic wand that would help me or something………
thank you, Col