If Your A True 1990′s Kid, I Gaurtantee This’ll Make You Smile.?
If you’re under the age of 11 or 12…you shouldn’t even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90′s k
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90′s just wont cut it.
You’re a 90′s kid if:
You remember watching:
-Keenan and Kel
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
-Animaniacs
-Gargoyles
You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
You just cant resist finishing this . . . “Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . .
”
You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading “Goosebumps”
You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence . . .
not
When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms.
mary mack
when kick ball was a daily activity.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where’s Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was “da BOMB!”
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected “Pogs” 
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
one word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power
All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop’s song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
“Talk to the hand” . . .
enough said
You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Is It True That Sesb(sabah Electricity Berhad) And Tnb(tenaga Nasiaonal Berhad) Can Do Some Magic?
you see ar, everytime its going to dark, all the ‘lampu jalan’ suddenly switch on!!! OMG!!! who could be the person that turn on the light ar? i think its a magic. sudenly switch on and switch off in the morning. oto matik!!! magic what!!!!…
where did they learn such a thing ar? david blaine? david cooperfield? chris angel?
In The Unlikely Event Of The Jesus Myth Being True And He Returns, What Do You Think Will Happen To Him?
1) The CIA keep him in an underground bunker to “study”
2) A fundementalist Islamic group behead him live on the net
3) He gets put in the Celebrity Big Brother House
4) Nobody believes him and he get’s put in a secure mental institution
5) David Blaine has a hit put on him so he can’t upstage him with any of that walking on water business
6) It turns out that he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy…
Free Admission Into Disney, Is It True?
We got tickets to be a part of the taping of the Disney ABC parade. Right on the website it says “Be part of the magic! Be part of a TV-show taping, on December 4, 2009. Watch your favorite Disney Characters and Guest Stars perform on Main Street USA and enjoy free parking and admission to Magic Kingdom® Park”. A few of my friends questioned if it was really free so they called guest relations and was told that after the taping we would be directed to leave the park. Others called and was told they knew nothing about it. Others were told they were still working out the details. So, what is REALLY going to happen??
Do You Think This Is A True Reflection Of Our Country?
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A few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our International gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were waiting on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200 a night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel
They joined tens of thousands of our lucky winners already staying in Hotels all over Britain.
our most popular destinations include the White Cliffs of Dover, and the World famous Toddington service area, in Historic Bedfordshire.
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If This Was Not True It Would Be Funny Do You Agree?
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> £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
> accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone
> buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry
> companies or Eurostar.
>
> No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do
> is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: ‘ASYLUM’.
>
> Few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown
> Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local
> law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
> £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of
>
> thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain
> .
>
> Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the
>
> world famous Toddington Services area In Historic Bedfordshire.
>
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>
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>
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>
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Is It True That Flys Go Into A Coma If You Put Them In A Freezer?
i heard that flys can go into a coma if they are put into a freezer.
i heard that from david blaine the magic man who brings a fly back to life.
but in fact the fly was in a coma. but i dont know for sure if a fly goes into a coma if you put it into the freezer.
