Who Has More Powerful Magical Powers, Jesus Or David Blaine?
Who do you think would win in a face off?
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Who do you think would win in a face off?
Jesus did the amazing trick of convincing billions he actually existed.
David Blaine is an arrogant, smug willy-breath.
Jesus is a semi-mythical/semi-historic prophet and leader.
David Blaine would start by showing off – ‘Oh look at me stand on a pole or in this block of ice!’
Jesus would be like – ‘Pfftt whatever dude. I was doing that shtick in like 20AD. I’ve done the water walking thing, the wine trick, I escaped from a sealed tomb houdini style.’
Blaine would be all – ‘Yo, I survived for a couple of weeks in a perspex box’
Jesus would go – ‘Yeah, I survived in a frickin desert with Satan taunting me.’
Blaine would be like – ‘Well now it is time to match our powers’ – then he would reinflate an empty beer can or do the crap Balducci levitation.
Jesus would smack him upside his head killing him, then pull a Lazarus on Blaine’s cold dead body.
Jesus 1 – Blaine 0
EDIT – Yeah! Thumbs down for siding with the Big-JayC!
EDIT – I wanna see Jesus vs Derren Brown… That would rock. Or Jesus vs Godzilla, that would also be cool (but not in a South Park kinda way).
What? Are you serious?
Jesus did Miracles, not tricks.
God bless. <><
Edit: Sorry, I should have known you were joking.
Eating crow, now.
I don’t know…David Blaine is kinda crafty. I think that David Blaine would lose, but Jesus would definitely get a run for his money up against Criss Angel. His magic is just spooky.
Jesus is God.
David Blaine is an illusionist.
Jesus keeps David Blaine alive.
Well, Jesus certainly seems to have had a lot more charm so he would have a lot more supporters to help him syc-out D.Blaine and win:)
Harry Potter -scene your including story book charters
(Jesus is just a story too)
Blain has some power in his magics…..Jesus has absolute power from heaven….where is the comparison.
The God of Biological Evolution. DNa rules.
David Blaine. Jesus had more of the Spiritual Powers.