Who Has More Powerful Magical Powers, Jesus Or David Blaine?

January 5, 2010 by admin  
Filed under Magic

Who do you think would win in a face off?

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10 Responses to “Who Has More Powerful Magical Powers, Jesus Or David Blaine?”
  1. Andrew K says:

    Jesus did the amazing trick of convincing billions he actually existed.

  2. Frater Do-It-Later (Z=0+0) says:

    David Blaine is an arrogant, smug willy-breath.
    Jesus is a semi-mythical/semi-historic prophet and leader.
    David Blaine would start by showing off – ‘Oh look at me stand on a pole or in this block of ice!’
    Jesus would be like – ‘Pfftt whatever dude. I was doing that shtick in like 20AD. I’ve done the water walking thing, the wine trick, I escaped from a sealed tomb houdini style.’
    Blaine would be all – ‘Yo, I survived for a couple of weeks in a perspex box’
    Jesus would go – ‘Yeah, I survived in a frickin desert with Satan taunting me.’
    Blaine would be like – ‘Well now it is time to match our powers’ – then he would reinflate an empty beer can or do the crap Balducci levitation.
    Jesus would smack him upside his head killing him, then pull a Lazarus on Blaine’s cold dead body.
    Jesus 1 – Blaine 0
    EDIT – Yeah! Thumbs down for siding with the Big-JayC!
    EDIT – I wanna see Jesus vs Derren Brown… That would rock. Or Jesus vs Godzilla, that would also be cool (but not in a South Park kinda way).

  3. Grandma Pat <>< says:

    What? Are you serious?
    Jesus did Miracles, not tricks.
    God bless. <><
    Edit: Sorry, I should have known you were joking.
    Eating crow, now.

  4. inkandfl says:

    I don’t know…David Blaine is kinda crafty. I think that David Blaine would lose, but Jesus would definitely get a run for his money up against Criss Angel. His magic is just spooky.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Jesus is God.
    David Blaine is an illusionist.
    Jesus keeps David Blaine alive.

  6. Abi says:

    Well, Jesus certainly seems to have had a lot more charm so he would have a lot more supporters to help him syc-out D.Blaine and win:)

  7. Arthurli says:

    Harry Potter -scene your including story book charters
    (Jesus is just a story too)

  8. awaken.d says:

    Blain has some power in his magics…..Jesus has absolute power from heaven….where is the comparison.

  9. DNaRules says:

    The God of Biological Evolution. DNa rules.

  10. misma says:

    David Blaine. Jesus had more of the Spiritual Powers.

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